| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #526 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #95 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 3 |
| #35 | Cookbook of the Damned | 11 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #44 | Cosmic Calorie | 1,654 |
| #123 | Drowsy Sword | 139 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #132 | Green Clover of Justice | 13 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #488 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 55 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #83 | Necrotelicomnicon | 9 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #238 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #90 | Racisto Ruidoso | 5 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #78 | Sinful Desires | 10 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #456 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #394 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #491 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #77 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 9 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #29 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 48 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #316 | badass belt | 125 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #312 | casino pass | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1311 | delicious salad | 8 |
| #106 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,624 |
| #1072 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #893 | grue egg | 30 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #338 | handful of confetti | 106 |
| #695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #240 | hobo nickel | 1,224 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #130 | kickback cookbook | 5 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #716 | marshmallow | 6 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #526 | pork elf goodies sack | 12 |
| #1339 | roasted marshmallow | 4 |
| #145 | seal-skull helmet | 159 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #498 | stuffed astral badger | 87 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #295 | stuffed snowy owl | 114 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #206 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 47 |