| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #528 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #95 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 3 |
| #35 | Cookbook of the Damned | 11 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #44 | Cosmic Calorie | 1,654 |
| #123 | Drowsy Sword | 139 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #860 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #33 | Frosty's old silk hat | 3 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #104 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #132 | Green Clover of Justice | 13 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #714 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #355 | Iron Beta of Industry | 24 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #489 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 55 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #83 | Necrotelicomnicon | 9 |
| #609 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 8 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #47 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 31 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #53 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #90 | Racisto Ruidoso | 5 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #78 | Sinful Desires | 10 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #457 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 5 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #43 | The Superconductor's CPU | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #493 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1030 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 13 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #43 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir | 1 |
| #442 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #29 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 48 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #318 | badass belt | 125 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #3539 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #313 | casino pass | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1309 | delicious salad | 8 |
| #107 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,624 |
| #1075 | facsimile dictionary | 6 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #897 | grue egg | 30 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #347 | handful of confetti | 106 |
| #699 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #240 | hobo nickel | 1,224 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #131 | kickback cookbook | 5 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #717 | marshmallow | 6 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #529 | pork elf goodies sack | 12 |
| #1340 | roasted marshmallow | 4 |
| #146 | seal-skull helmet | 159 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #786 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #493 | stuffed astral badger | 88 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #298 | stuffed snowy owl | 114 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #207 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 47 |