| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #210 | Bulky Buddy Box | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #410 | banana peel | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1206 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1125 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1069 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #1134 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #363 | floaty sand | 41 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #79 | interesting-looking twig | 100 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #1579 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #328 | nanite-infested candy cane | 48 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | nanofiber cloth | 9 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #68 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1022 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2341 | rogue swarmer | 14 |
| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #545 | theoretical string | 23 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #701 | toy hoverpad | 15 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #404 | unstable DNA | 128 |
| #1942 | unstable laser battery | 27 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #2323 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |