| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #208 | Bulky Buddy Box | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1205 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #623 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #412 | banana peel | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1459 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #661 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 14 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1204 | delicious salad | 10 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1071 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #473 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #721 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #1137 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #362 | floaty sand | 41 |
| #351 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #79 | interesting-looking twig | 100 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1241 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #1580 | monomolecular yo-yo | 4 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #742 | mylar scout drone | 6 |
| #329 | nanite-infested candy cane | 48 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | nanofiber cloth | 9 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1757 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1024 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2340 | rogue swarmer | 14 |
| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #1452 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #545 | theoretical string | 23 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #900 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #701 | toy hoverpad | 15 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #404 | unstable DNA | 128 |
| #1941 | unstable laser battery | 27 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |