| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #669 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #523 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #333 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 17 |
| #1328 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #280 | Dolphin King's crown | 16 |
| #282 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 13 |
| #649 | Drowsy Sword | 27 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #538 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 9 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #950 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #131 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #91 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #133 | Rock and Roll Legend | 15 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #359 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #537 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #143 | antique machete | 3 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1319 | badass belt | 42 |
| #458 | barbed-wire fence | 9 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #111 | beanbag chair | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #2239 | box of sunshine | 54 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #35 | burnt flower | 985 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #321 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #320 | decorative fountain | 18 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #664 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #489 | facsimile dictionary | 21 |
| #992 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #572 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #240 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #493 | giant pinky ring | 30 |
| #591 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #143 | grue egg omelette | 24 |
| #1412 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #983 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #670 | lucky rabbit's foot | 10 |
| #42 | makeshift cape | 9 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #53 | meat golem | 2 |
| #881 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #979 | pail | 7 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #255 | pants of the Slug Lord | 15 |
| #340 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #141 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #482 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 6 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #640 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #148 | shiny butcherknife | 9 |
| #777 | shiny ring | 31 |
| #181 | silver shrimp fork | 12 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #40 | smoldering box | 3 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1103 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #342 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #218 | spooky cosmetics bag | 10 |
| #394 | spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #33 | spooky scarecrow | 16 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #215 | strange shiny disc | 25 |
| #632 | towel | 13 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #478 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #193 | white picket fence | 20 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #507 | windchimes | 8 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #588 | wrench bracelet | 4 |