| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #667 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #326 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 17 |
| #1325 | Crown of the Goblin King | 17 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #279 | Dolphin King's crown | 16 |
| #281 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 13 |
| #648 | Drowsy Sword | 27 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #538 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 9 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #948 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 27 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #91 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #133 | Rock and Roll Legend | 15 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #358 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #478 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| #143 | antique machete | 3 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #455 | barbed-wire fence | 9 |
| #198 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #110 | beanbag chair | 8 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #2239 | box of sunshine | 54 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #35 | burnt flower | 985 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #865 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 10 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #321 | decorative fountain | 18 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #664 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #489 | facsimile dictionary | 21 |
| #993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #570 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #492 | giant pinky ring | 30 |
| #584 | gold wedding ring | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #143 | grue egg omelette | 24 |
| #1405 | handful of confetti | 27 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #140 | incredible pizza | 1 |
| #668 | lucky rabbit's foot | 10 |
| #42 | makeshift cape | 9 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #53 | meat golem | 2 |
| #883 | obsidian dagger | 20 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #976 | pail | 7 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #255 | pants of the Slug Lord | 15 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #141 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 3 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #482 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 6 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #146 | shiny butcherknife | 9 |
| #778 | shiny ring | 31 |
| #180 | silver shrimp fork | 12 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #39 | smoldering box | 3 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1098 | spectre scepter | 27 |
| #341 | spooky bicycle chain | 7 |
| #218 | spooky cosmetics bag | 10 |
| #393 | spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #33 | spooky scarecrow | 16 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #215 | strange shiny disc | 25 |
| #631 | towel | 13 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #477 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #193 | white picket fence | 20 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #508 | windchimes | 8 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |