| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1623 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #75 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 63 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #129 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2226 | badass belt | 23 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #2375 | brick | 2 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #14 | bubble bauble bow | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #10 | can cannon | 20 |
| #9 | carob cannon | 20 |
| #1641 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #564 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #1355 | defective skull | 2 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #12 | goulauncher | 20 |
| #1555 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #285 | happiness | 8 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #8 | hot cross bow | 20 |
| #142 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,845 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #1738 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #53 | misfit dolly | 2 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #908 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #11 | projectile icemaker | 20 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #14 | repeating crossbow | 20 |
| #49 | rocky raccoon | 1,219 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #422 | star hat | 2 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #190 | star staff | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #65 | star stiletto | 2 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2945 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4146 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #210 | tiny house | 1,138 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #767 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #553 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #461 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 15 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #516 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 31 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 28 |
| #323 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 28 |
| #301 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #652 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 12 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #944 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #648 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #528 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #548 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 13 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #473 | tiny plastic angry goat | 34 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #479 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 15 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #623 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #505 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 32 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #669 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #592 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #939 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #695 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 25 |
| #514 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 31 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #465 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #440 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 16 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #735 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #549 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 13 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #749 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #837 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #615 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 27 |
| #904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #951 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #712 | tiny plastic grue | 24 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #696 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #697 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 25 |
| #537 | tiny plastic killer bee | 30 |
| #922 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #412 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 37 |
| #886 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 20 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #891 | tiny plastic mosquito | 20 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #480 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #648 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 26 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #483 | tiny plastic scary clown | 15 |
| #592 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #577 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #636 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #530 | tiny plastic stab bat | 31 |
| #632 | tiny plastic star starfish | 26 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #404 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 23 |
| #597 | tiny plastic taco cat | 12 |
| #350 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 18 |
| #347 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 12 |
| #837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #827 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #530 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 13 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1748 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |