| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1624 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 7 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #75 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 63 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #347 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #127 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #14 | bubble bauble bow | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #10 | can cannon | 20 |
| #9 | carob cannon | 20 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #566 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #11 | goulauncher | 20 |
| #1547 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #284 | happiness | 8 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #8 | hot cross bow | 20 |
| #142 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,845 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #971 | knuckle sandwich | 12 |
| #1742 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #54 | misfit dolly | 2 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #11 | projectile icemaker | 20 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #14 | repeating crossbow | 20 |
| #49 | rocky raccoon | 1,219 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #421 | star hat | 2 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #189 | star staff | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #64 | star stiletto | 2 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #208 | tiny house | 1,138 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #551 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #460 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 15 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 31 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 28 |
| #323 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 28 |
| #300 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 12 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #646 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 11 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #527 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 13 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #474 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 15 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #549 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 13 |
| #1053 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 5 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #471 | tiny plastic angry goat | 34 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #477 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 15 |
| #605 | tiny plastic astronomer | 12 |
| #621 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 27 |
| #503 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 32 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #667 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #590 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 12 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #693 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 25 |
| #512 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 31 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #464 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 10 |
| #438 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 16 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #734 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 10 |
| #549 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 13 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #745 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #835 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #613 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 27 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #709 | tiny plastic grue | 24 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 25 |
| #535 | tiny plastic killer bee | 30 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #411 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 37 |
| #884 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 20 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #889 | tiny plastic mosquito | 20 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #479 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #646 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 26 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #482 | tiny plastic scary clown | 15 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #576 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #633 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #529 | tiny plastic stab bat | 31 |
| #630 | tiny plastic star starfish | 26 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 23 |
| #595 | tiny plastic taco cat | 12 |
| #351 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 18 |
| #343 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 12 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #824 | tiny plastic warwelf | 9 |
| #529 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 13 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |