| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #455 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #3362 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #507 | ammonite fossil | 8 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #220 | baggie of powdered sugar | 121 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #335 | belemnite fossil | 14 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #114 | broken carburetor | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #430 | buckyball | 11 |
| #518 | casino pass | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #593 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #451 | frigid fudgepuck | 5 |
| #378 | fudgecule | 3,502 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #3054 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #346 | lollipop stick | 159 |
| #334 | marionette collective | 2 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #469 | monomolecular yo-yo | 126 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #292 | pretty flower | 646 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #309 | robotronic egg | 81 |
| #450 | rogue swarmer | 79 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #2036 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #3302 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #669 | spooky bark | 10 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2305 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2654 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7834 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7029 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7025 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7823 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2753 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2572 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7845 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6200 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2315 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2787 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2217 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #617 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #533 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #705 | tourmalime | 4 |
| #1223 | towel | 4 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #484 | trilobite fossil | 8 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |