| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1149 | Crimbo candied pecan | 3 |
| #1051 | Crimbo fudge | 5 |
| #1364 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #361 | The Cooler Out of Space | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #3880 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #174 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #397 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 27 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #967 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #109 | colorful plastic ball | 866 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #74 | cosmic lemonade | 2 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #597 | delicious salad | 65 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #952 | dollhive | 5 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #971 | fire | 4 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #539 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #1092 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #82 | gatorskin umbrella | 5 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #256 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #542 | giant moxie weed | 2 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
| #948 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #169 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #548 | golden ring | 42 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #83 | green glowstick | 13 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #901 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #893 | hemp string | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #130 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1041 | killing feather | 41 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1240 | knuckle sandwich | 5 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #562 | laser-broiled pear | 14 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #293 | magic whistle | 3 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #533 | marshmallow | 15 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #816 | monomolecular yo-yo | 42 |
| #870 | moxie weed | 2 |
| #404 | mulled cider | 2 |
| #286 | mummy costume | 24 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #351 | nanite-infested candy cane | 43 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #123 | nurse's hat | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #70 | overclocked avian microprocessor | 1 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #741 | palm frond | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #985 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #701 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #98 | pink plastic baby | 5 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #121 | poodle skirt | 2 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #202 | pr0n taco | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #390 | pumpkinhead mask | 17 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #229 | roboduck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #865 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #209 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #361 | sand dollar | 5 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #39 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #1716 | sawblade fragment | 32 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #181 | spooky stir-fry | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #327 | strange shiny disc | 13 |
| #152 | straw hat | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #319 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #715 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #871 | stuffed gray blob | 24 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #616 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
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