| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #830 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #697 | Goodfella contract | 11 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #428 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #111 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 12 |
| #5534 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1857 | brick | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1635 | club necklace | 4 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #187 | dense meat stack | 4,000 |
| #2469 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1215 | disco ball | 8 |
| #1419 | disco mask | 3 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #161 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 19 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #132 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #143 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #705 | handful of hand chalk | 17 |
| #627 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #409 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #343 | handful of pine needles | 5 |
| #824 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #511 | handful of sawdust | 3 |
| #316 | handful of walnuts | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1413 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1028 | helmet turtle | 16 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #290 | irradiated candy cane | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #139 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1021 | pasta spoon | 8 |
| #94 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 13 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #188 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 9 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2678 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #769 | saucepan | 35 |
| #1591 | sawblade fragment | 35 |
| #964 | seal-clubbing club | 12 |
| #489 | seal-skull helmet | 17 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1064 | stolen accordion | 12 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6400 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4334 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #99 | stuffed can of asparagus | 501 |
| #3917 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3827 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3822 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3608 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #2715 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #4299 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3644 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1686 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3197 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #628 | teddy borg | 13 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #230 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2124 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #813 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1255 | turtle totem | 9 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1314 | unstable DNA | 23 |
| #1654 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1062 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |