| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #696 | Goodfella contract | 11 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #426 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 16 |
| #110 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 12 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1852 | brick | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #191 | dense meat stack | 4,000 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1209 | disco ball | 8 |
| #1412 | disco mask | 3 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #161 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 19 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #143 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #702 | handful of hand chalk | 17 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #341 | handful of pine needles | 5 |
| #826 | handful of sand | 2 |
| #509 | handful of sawdust | 3 |
| #313 | handful of walnuts | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1023 | helmet turtle | 16 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #289 | irradiated candy cane | 13 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #1348 | knuckle sandwich | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #229 | oozenog | 13 |
| #140 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 10 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1016 | pasta spoon | 8 |
| #94 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 13 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #188 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 9 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #767 | saucepan | 35 |
| #1591 | sawblade fragment | 35 |
| #959 | seal-clubbing club | 12 |
| #485 | seal-skull helmet | 17 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1057 | stolen accordion | 12 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #99 | stuffed can of asparagus | 501 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3600 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #2710 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #4288 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3637 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4896 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #898 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #630 | teddy borg | 13 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #815 | toy hoverpad | 11 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1250 | turtle totem | 9 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1316 | unstable DNA | 23 |
| #1655 | unstable laser battery | 33 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |