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#179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
#287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
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🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
#13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
#47 | License To Kill | 1 |
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#362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
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#443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
#405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
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🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
#9 | Rethinking Candy | 3 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
#35 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 10 |
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#403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
#144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
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#161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
#189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
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#139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
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#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
#80 | antique Canadian lantern | 2 |
#65 | antique beer | 9 |
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#2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
#110 | balanced antler | 1 |
#1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
#74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
#73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
#88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
#198 | beavermouth | 10 |
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🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
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#29 | black brandy | 2 |
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#2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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#981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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#438 | bow | 1 |
#98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
#75 | bread pie | 11 |
#377 | broken cellular phone | 7 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#1626 | buckyball | 1 |
#798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
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#85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
#6 | chakra malt | 202 |
#265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
#10 | chakra-mental wine | 202 |
#1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
#537 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 19 |
#82 | clear Russian | 11 |
#161 | cloning kit | 3 |
#645 | crazy little Turkish delight | 7 |
#22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
#841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
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#93 | demon buckler | 1 |
#923 | demon skin | 1 |
#97 | demon whip | 1 |
#134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
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#158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
#99 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 4 |
#1019 | dill | 20 |
#395 | double daisy | 1 |
#3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
#128 | electric pants | 1 |
#2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
#1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
#2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
#1759 | fire | 1 |
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#151 | fleshy putty | 5 |
#1177 | ghost cucumber | 19 |
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#2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
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#110 | golden fleece | 2 |
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#79 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
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#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#393 | green beer | 34 |
#166 | grilled mooseflank | 9 |
#1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
#6 | hambrosier | 203 |
🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
#372 | heart-shaped balloon | 20 |
#1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
#60 | hippopotamus skin | 131 |
#1125 | iGoogly | 7 |
#1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
#367 | iron pasta spoon | 17 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
#2501 | killing feather | 2 |
#684 | kneecapping stick | 15 |
#94 | lab-grown meat | 19 |
#737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
#2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
#1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
#449 | mafia aria | 51 |
#575 | marionette collective | 1 |
#62 | meatball | 1 |
#205 | mime army wine | 1 |
#487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
#2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
#188 | mooseflank | 10 |
#72 | muskox-skin cap | 2 |
#1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
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#1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
#1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
#114 | negative lump | 1,099 |
#2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
#17 | oldcake | 14 |
#886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
#1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
#168 | penguin skin | 1,000 |
#117 | peppermint-scented socks | 2 |
#2714 | pet rock | 1 |
#498 | petrified time | 1 |
#84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
#107 | poisonsettia | 12 |
#1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
#93 | portable dam | 1 |
#2220 | possessed top | 1 |
#20 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 2 |
#1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
#19 | primitive candy cane | 12 |
#115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
#136 | projectile chemistry set | 8 |
#2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#102 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
#1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
#2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#1286 | robotronic egg | 15 |
#18 | runny fermented egg | 11 |
#6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
#1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
#1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
#99 | self-repairing earmuffs | 3 |
#422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
#1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
#3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
#2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
#649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
#327 | support cummerbund | 22 |
#88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
#1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
#130 | thick walrus blubber | 10 |
#143 | third ear | 1 |
🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
#129 | tiny bomb | 10 |
#65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
#59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
#56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
#57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
#53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
#2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
#2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
#2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
#2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
#1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
#2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
#2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
#2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
#2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
#31 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 30 |
#2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
#601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
#185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
#126 | universal biscuit | 11 |
#2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
#1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
#674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
#1538 | wheel | 1 |
#118 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |
#1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
#2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
#146 | yeti fur | 2,085 |
#2204 | yo | 1 |
#38 | yule pup | 4 |