| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #891 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1026 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #92 | red balloon | 7 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5714 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4402 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5328 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |