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| #81 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
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| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
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| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
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| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
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| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #317 | logic synthesizer | 37 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
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| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
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| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
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| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #378 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
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| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
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| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #79 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
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| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
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| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
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| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1059 | toast | 558 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
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| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #68 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #436 | vinegar | 93 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
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| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
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| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
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| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #244 | yo-yo | 126 |