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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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| #1171 | Crimboween memo | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #517 | Feynman gate | 19 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #328 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 16 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #338 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #3416 | badass belt | 12 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #447 | candy stake | 13 |
| #459 | capacitor relay | 24 |
| #456 | carbon nanotube frame | 25 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1338 | duct tape | 11 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #1137 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #702 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #484 | ion grid | 24 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2151 | killing feather | 13 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #324 | logic synthesizer | 36 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1322 | nanite-infested candy cane | 7 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #613 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
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| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #201 | [2108]rock | 20 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
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| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
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| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #639 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #380 | stick | 7 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #593 | stringy sinew | 15 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #517 | theoretical string | 25 |
| #835 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #754 | toast | 1,001 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |