| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1172 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #302 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #824 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #689 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #919 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #654 | Crimbuck | 1,453 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1301 | Daffy Taffy | 13 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #780 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #716 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1149 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1229 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #760 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #322 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #209 | chintzy seal pendant | 5 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #575 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #701 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #579 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 40 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #22 | figurine of a charred seal | 67 |
| #328 | figurine of a cold seal | 18 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #292 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #85 | figurine of a stinking seal | 25 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #521 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| #578 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #467 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #556 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #478 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #547 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #650 | funky dried mushroom | 3 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #771 | giant pinky ring | 18 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #283 | green candy heart | 95 |
| #1555 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #117 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #285 | lavender candy heart | 96 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #306 | long pork | 4 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #346 | orange candy heart | 96 |
| #444 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #317 | pink candy heart | 86 |
| #132 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #614 | radium-flavored potato chips | 44 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #233 | ring of fire resistance | 2 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥈 | sawblade fragment | 8,374 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #2006 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #1782 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2382 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2773 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2841 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2713 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2688 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2486 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #1003 | stuffed key | 45 |
| #2473 | stuffed mind flayer | 20 |
| #2005 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1759 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2127 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #787 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 27 |
| #1964 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1921 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1049 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #83 | stuffed stab bat | 4 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1901 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #1716 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
| #1127 | stuffed treasure chest | 37 |
| #2467 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #911 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2534 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #161 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 4 |
| #394 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #388 | volcanic ash | 8 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #284 | white candy heart | 106 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #564 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #416 | yellow candy heart | 85 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #863 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |