| #1436 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1454 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #625 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1170 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #902 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #301 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #825 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #930 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #490 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #480 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #1214 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #916 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #654 | Crimbuck | 1,453 |
| #4248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1303 | Daffy Taffy | 13 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #779 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #1005 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #707 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1570 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #663 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #188 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #465 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1462 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #980 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #2339 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #693 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1251 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #458 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1229 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #760 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #328 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #321 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #209 | chintzy seal pendant | 5 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #574 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #853 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #700 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #840 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #900 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #579 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 40 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1883 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #22 | figurine of a charred seal | 67 |
| #328 | figurine of a cold seal | 18 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #294 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #241 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #84 | figurine of a stinking seal | 25 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #330 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #523 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| #579 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #467 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #558 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #479 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #547 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #649 | funky dried mushroom | 3 |
| #698 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #771 | giant pinky ring | 18 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #282 | green candy heart | 95 |
| #1555 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #116 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1863 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #283 | lavender candy heart | 96 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #306 | long pork | 4 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #345 | orange candy heart | 96 |
| #442 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #316 | pink candy heart | 86 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1644 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #614 | radium-flavored potato chips | 44 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1389 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1128 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #233 | ring of fire resistance | 2 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3651 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥈 | sawblade fragment | 8,374 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #2841 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #2007 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #1780 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #4526 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2379 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2771 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3405 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2835 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1575 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2708 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2685 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2486 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #1001 | stuffed key | 45 |
| #2472 | stuffed mind flayer | 20 |
| #2009 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1759 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2125 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #787 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 27 |
| #1963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1917 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #3064 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1049 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #83 | stuffed stab bat | 4 |
| #3357 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1904 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #1719 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
| #1127 | stuffed treasure chest | 37 |
| #2463 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2094 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #330 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2057 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #912 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2057 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4898 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4839 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2157 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1789 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2531 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6096 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6145 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4792 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1460 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2607 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #335 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2657 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1842 | towel | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #161 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 4 |
| #392 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #387 | volcanic ash | 8 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #466 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #283 | white candy heart | 106 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #565 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #414 | yellow candy heart | 85 |
| #1797 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #862 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |