| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #297 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 12 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #790 | CRIMBCO mug | 12 |
| #825 | CRIMBCO scrip | 110 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #688 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #914 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #654 | Crimbuck | 1,453 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1301 | Daffy Taffy | 13 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #778 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 7 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #1226 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #759 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #325 | chintzy noodle ring | 2 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #207 | chintzy seal pendant | 5 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #572 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #899 | dusty Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #576 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 40 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #22 | figurine of a charred seal | 67 |
| #328 | figurine of a cold seal | 18 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #85 | figurine of a stinking seal | 25 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #525 | fossilized limb | 11 |
| #581 | fossilized spike | 4 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #559 | fossilized torso | 5 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #546 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #649 | funky dried mushroom | 3 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #770 | giant pinky ring | 18 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #283 | green candy heart | 95 |
| #1547 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #115 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #284 | lavender candy heart | 96 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #305 | long pork | 4 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #346 | orange candy heart | 96 |
| #441 | papaya taco | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #317 | pink candy heart | 86 |
| #131 | pirate tract | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | radium-flavored potato chips | 44 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #234 | ring of fire resistance | 2 |
| #543 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 5 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥈 | sawblade fragment | 8,374 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #2001 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #2479 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #999 | stuffed key | 45 |
| #2465 | stuffed mind flayer | 20 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1752 | stuffed monocle | 17 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2121 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #786 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 27 |
| #1956 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1048 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #83 | stuffed stab bat | 4 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1900 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #1714 | stuffed tin of caviar | 18 |
| #1127 | stuffed treasure chest | 37 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #216 | tiny slimy cyst | 2 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #160 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 4 |
| #392 | unearthed potsherd | 4 |
| #387 | volcanic ash | 8 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #284 | white candy heart | 106 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #560 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #416 | yellow candy heart | 85 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #863 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 7 |