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| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
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| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
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| #610 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
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| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
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| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
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| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
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| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #855 | candy brain | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
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| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #463 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 21 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #324 | frat brats | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #326 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #732 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #312 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #1762 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #409 | ovoid leather thing | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #151 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #120 | palm-frond net | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #445 | panty raider camouflage | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #211 | puce plastic oyster egg | 16 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2393 | rogue swarmer | 11 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #2318 | sawblade fragment | 11 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
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| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #894 | water pipe bomb | 2 |
| #962 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #417 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 14 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |