| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #831 | Bulky Buddy Box | 3 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #324 | Corpse Island iced tea | 16 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #90 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 34 |
| #52 | Mylar balloon | 10 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #219 | Supernova Champagne | 24 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #251 | ancient stone fist | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #484 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #720 | baby killer bee | 12 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #186 | barrrnacle | 78 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #365 | bindlestocking | 7 |
| #593 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 13 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #836 | bottle of Blank-Out | 2 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #205 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 10 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #417 | canteen of wine | 66 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #289 | cheap elven gloves | 15 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| 🥇 | clockwork shank | 1,114 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #192 | colorful plastic ball | 252 |
| #288 | corpse on the beach | 17 |
| #325 | corpsedriver | 15 |
| #248 | corpsetini | 20 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #53 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #348 | distilled fortified wine | 8 |
| #214 | donkey flipbook | 4 |
| #991 | dusty Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #558 | elven moonshine | 18 |
| #300 | elven socks | 15 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #293 | fake blood | 4 |
| #330 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #348 | gray bow tie | 20 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #948 | knuckle sandwich | 13 |
| #199 | lesser grodulated violet | 25 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada | 2 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #498 | patent leather shoes | 13 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #456 | penguin thesaurus | 16 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #225 | sake bomb | 100 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #551 | sleeping stocking | 4 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1208 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #27 | sugar shank | 27 |
| #170 | tangarita | 2 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #388 | twitching claw | 11 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |