| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #2752 | badass belt | 17 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #449 | elven suicide capsule | 32 |
| #291 | evil teddy bear | 52 |
| #14 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 152 |
| #1133 | fancy dress ball | 8 |
| #970 | festive holiday hat | 3 |
| #852 | fire | 5 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #2474 | grue egg | 8 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #230 | penguin focaccia bread | 41 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #359 | possessed top | 15 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #112 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 85 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #351 | toy mercenary | 21 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #415 | tree-eating kite | 82 |
| #366 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 30 |
| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |