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| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
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| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
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| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 1 |
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| #764 | Iron Beta of Industry | 7 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #185 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
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| #444 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 3 |
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| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 5 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #414 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 5 |
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| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
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| #472 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 4 |
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| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #108 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
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| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #714 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #3449 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1147 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #610 | disco ball | 42 |
| #538 | disco mask | 49 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1851 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #657 | helmet turtle | 50 |
| #156 | hideous egg | 20 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #591 | jar of swamp gas | 45 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #255 | mariachi hat | 15 |
| #325 | mariachi pants | 59 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #1858 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #456 | pasta spoon | 50 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #399 | ravioli hat | 63 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #467 | saucepan | 92 |
| #405 | seal tooth | 30 |
| #509 | seal-clubbing club | 55 |
| #321 | seal-skull helmet | 40 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #45 | sealhide whip | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1367 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #377 | spices | 59 |
| #534 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #791 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #557 | stolen accordion | 60 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #2667 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #2433 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #3340 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2514 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2713 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #1026 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #2813 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3406 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2679 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #1924 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #1143 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #2671 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2332 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2028 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #2707 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #2794 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2834 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #2921 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2010 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #1850 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #2115 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #3224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1028 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2204 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #836 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #913 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #944 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1432 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1719 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #569 | turtle totem | 57 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | whiskey and soda | 2,500 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |