| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin love potion | 5,515 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #279 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 33 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #1444 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 23 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #51 | cyborg doll | 35 |
| #230 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #673 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #355 | festive holiday hat | 12 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #482 | golden ring | 45 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #457 | gray bow tie | 15 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #388 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #74 | incredibly creepy marionette | 30 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #336 | jar of swamp gas | 129 |
| #184 | killer rag doll | 14 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #506 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #86 | monomolecular yo-yo | 629 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #171 | pet rock | 44 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #594 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #509 | rogue swarmer | 74 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #516 | sawblade fragment | 68 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #92 | spooky eyeliner | 27 |
| #97 | spooky lipstick | 26 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #121 | stuffed gray blob | 348 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #57 | tail o' nine cats | 2 |
| #255 | teddy borg | 44 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #214 | toy crazy train | 47 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #335 | toy jet pack | 23 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #325 | toy space helmet | 28 |
| #176 | tree-eating kite | 205 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #75 | two-handed depthsword | 2 |
| #486 | unstable laser battery | 63 |
| #582 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #593 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 9 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |