| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #10 | Knob Goblin love potion | 5,515 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #279 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 33 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #250 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #276 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #1442 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 23 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #728 | banana | 4 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #3615 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #50 | cyborg doll | 35 |
| #229 | cyborg stompin' boot | 7 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #378 | elven socks | 12 |
| #77 | elven whittling knife | 2 |
| #553 | evil teddy bear | 24 |
| #672 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #354 | festive holiday hat | 12 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #67 | furry skirt | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #481 | golden ring | 45 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #456 | gray bow tie | 15 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #387 | immense cyborg hand | 9 |
| #75 | incredibly creepy marionette | 30 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #336 | jar of swamp gas | 129 |
| #184 | killer rag doll | 14 |
| #600 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #505 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #85 | monomolecular yo-yo | 629 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #536 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 9 |
| #618 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 8 |
| #410 | oversized fish scaler | 10 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #171 | pet rock | 44 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #594 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #510 | rogue swarmer | 74 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #516 | sawblade fragment | 68 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #92 | spooky eyeliner | 27 |
| #97 | spooky lipstick | 26 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #121 | stuffed gray blob | 348 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #57 | tail o' nine cats | 2 |
| #254 | teddy borg | 44 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #214 | toy crazy train | 47 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #335 | toy jet pack | 23 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #325 | toy space helmet | 28 |
| #176 | tree-eating kite | 205 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #76 | two-handed depthsword | 2 |
| #487 | unstable laser battery | 63 |
| #583 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #443 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #593 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 9 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |