| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #160 | Orcish baseball cap | 27 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #233 | baseball | 27 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #429 | can of Binarrrca | 22 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #370 | chrome sword | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #841 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #749 | disassembled clover | 37 |
| #443 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 13 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #448 | golden ring | 50 |
| #105 | green glowstick | 12 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1494 | killing feather | 32 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1098 | monomolecular yo-yo | 17 |
| #615 | mylar scout drone | 8 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #315 | polyalloy shield | 9 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #208 | robotronic egg | 113 |
| #297 | [2108]rock | 13 |
| #976 | rogue swarmer | 53 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #586 | sawblade fragment | 64 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #529 | spooky felt | 17 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #938 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #180 | stone baseball cap | 6 |
| #760 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #1661 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #1343 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 38 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1572 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1672 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #1641 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1833 | stuffed cocoabo | 27 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 37 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1083 | stuffed hand turkey | 46 |
| #1682 | stuffed mind flayer | 31 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1624 | stuffed scary death orb | 32 |
| #513 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 43 |
| #1724 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1137 | stuffed snowy owl | 43 |
| #1414 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #1063 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #1657 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 31 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #638 | synthetic stuffing | 9 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #964 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic angry goat | 11 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1287 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1524 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 12 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #715 | unstable laser battery | 54 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #12 | wiffle-flail | 27 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |