| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2354 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #116 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #94 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 5 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #429 | Chroner | 19 |
| #122 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2408 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #305 | Elf Guard MPC | 7 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1167 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #125 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #154 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #1146 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #91 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 5 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #73 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 28 |
| #79 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 32 |
| #75 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 30 |
| #156 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #218 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 3 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #815 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #105 | Sword of Dark Omens | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1172 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3682 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #512 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #361 | donated booze | 16 |
| #355 | donated candy | 15 |
| #265 | donated food | 29 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3718 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1398 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #98 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #530 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #74 | lunar isotope | 1,435 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #500 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #555 | old sweatpants | 120 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1032 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #102 | slime convention coupons | 2 |
| #104 | slime convention flyers | 2 |
| #82 | slime convention pin | 2 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1391 | stuffed mink | 27 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #140 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |