| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #116 | Belt of Howling Anger | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #94 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 5 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1035 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #439 | Chroner | 19 |
| #121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #270 | Elf Guard MPC | 7 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #125 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #153 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #91 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 5 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #73 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 28 |
| #79 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 32 |
| #74 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 30 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 5 |
| #217 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 3 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #105 | Sword of Dark Omens | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #350 | donated booze | 16 |
| #343 | donated candy | 15 |
| #261 | donated food | 29 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #72 | lunar isotope | 1,435 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #547 | old sweatpants | 120 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #102 | slime convention coupons | 2 |
| #104 | slime convention flyers | 2 |
| #82 | slime convention pin | 2 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1390 | stuffed mink | 27 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #137 | synthetic dog hair pill | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |