| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #220 | Elf Guard MPC | 46 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #287 | donated booze | 24 |
| #214 | donated candy | 41 |
| #318 | donated food | 18 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #56 | fishy fish lasagna | 8 |
| #64 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #38 | gnat lasagna | 8 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #39 | long pork lasagna | 8 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1589 | old sweatpants | 9 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #57 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 22 |
| #59 | stale cheer wine | 22 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |