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| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
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| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
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| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
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| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
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| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
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| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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| #274 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 197 |
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| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
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| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
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| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
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| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #309 | bejeweled cufflinks | 14 |
| #277 | black-and-blue light | 207 |
| #260 | blue plasma ball | 229 |
| #3116 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #474 | brick | 82 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | cheap studded belt | 133 |
| #488 | clown hammer | 57 |
| #346 | club necklace | 18 |
| #435 | cymbal syrup | 11 |
| #253 | defective skull | 96 |
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| #287 | diamond necklace | 19 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #83 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #405 | encoder ring | 43 |
| #765 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #395 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 74 |
| #404 | fake fake vomit | 80 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #329 | flavored foot massage oil | 138 |
| #244 | foam dart | 219 |
| #492 | garish pinky ring | 8 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #405 | heart necklace | 16 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
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| #375 | joybuzzer | 82 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #354 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 83 |
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| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #311 | mood ring | 32 |
| #414 | pack of KWE trading card | 8 |
| #314 | personal massager | 68 |
| #467 | personalized coffee mug | 113 |
| #299 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 90 |
| #304 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 101 |
| #470 | pork elf goodies sack | 14 |
| #736 | radium-flavored potato chips | 23 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #175 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 30 |
| #374 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 18 |
| #365 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 18 |
| #273 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 21 |
| #338 | rubber emo roe | 93 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #271 | spade necklace | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #342 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 124 |
| #856 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 52 |
| #387 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 96 |
| #376 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 96 |
| #1106 | stuffed Meat | 39 |
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| #249 | stuffed astral badger | 132 |
| #389 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 102 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #270 | stuffed cocoabo | 121 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
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| #423 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 97 |
| #443 | stuffed hand turkey | 92 |
| #764 | stuffed key | 71 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
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| #1073 | stuffed mink | 40 |
| #1109 | stuffed monocle | 39 |
| #389 | stuffed scary death orb | 100 |
| #515 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 85 |
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| #1076 | stuffed teddy butler | 41 |
| #1449 | stuffed tin of caviar | 25 |
| #815 | stuffed treasure chest | 63 |
| #316 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 111 |
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| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #162 | warehouse key | 4 |
| #401 | whoopie cushion | 81 |
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| #739 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 17 |
| #362 | x-ray specs | 62 |
| #416 | yellow snowcone | 84 |