| #359 | Amulet of Yendor | 64 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #647 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 5 |
| #308 | Microplushie: Bropane | 37 |
| #260 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 15 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 16 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #325 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 25 |
| #493 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 18 |
| #215 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 6 |
| #285 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 22 |
| #367 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 33 |
| #339 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 20 |
| #532 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 12 |
| #102 | Mr. Haggis | 33 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #217 | Red Rover BB gun | 18 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #33 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 3 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 20 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #665 | Valentine | 29 |
| #121 | Ze™ goggles | 31 |
| #90 | actual reality goggles | 31 |
| #78 | airblaster gun | 48 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #139 | around the world | 23 |
| #456 | bag of airline peanuts | 66 |
| #260 | black candy heart | 45 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #719 | brick | 49 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #609 | clown hammer | 44 |
| #100 | confusing LED clock | 83 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #240 | cymbal syrup | 44 |
| #247 | defective skull | 97 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #314 | encoder ring | 59 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #321 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 91 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #404 | fake fake vomit | 80 |
| #477 | fake hand | 59 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #28 | flickering pixel | 5 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #418 | giant designer sunglasses | 10 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #74 | googly eye | 172 |
| #528 | goth kid t-shirt | 6 |
| #36 | grease cannon | 2 |
| #82 | haggis socks | 53 |
| #86 | haggis-infused soap | 82 |
| #136 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 15 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #403 | jazz soap | 73 |
| #349 | joybuzzer | 87 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #478 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 63 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #245 | mood ring | 48 |
| #100 | old school calculator watch | 31 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #263 | personalized birthday cake | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #374 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 71 |
| #470 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 65 |
| #164 | pie man was not meant to eat | 14 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #109 | pool torpedo | 24 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1121 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #482 | rubber emo roe | 67 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #327 | string of blue beads | 34 |
| #234 | string of green beads | 44 |
| #214 | string of red beads | 46 |
| #856 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 52 |
| #2486 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #1106 | stuffed Meat | 39 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #2759 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #2122 | stuffed cocoabo | 23 |
| #315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 24 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #1969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1919 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1761 | stuffed key | 12 |
| #389 | stuffed martini | 23 |
| #1846 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
| #868 | stuffed mink | 54 |
| #979 | stuffed monocle | 47 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #4 | stuffed porpoise | 151 |
| #2698 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2692 | stuffed snowy owl | 17 |
| #1947 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1021 | stuffed teddy butler | 44 |
| #816 | stuffed tin of caviar | 58 |
| #1803 | stuffed treasure chest | 11 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #147 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 9 |
| #148 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 9 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 6 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #205 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 8 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 6 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 3 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 2 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #62 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #497 | whoopie cushion | 66 |
| #350 | wind-up chattering teeth | 91 |
| #472 | x-ray specs | 43 |
| #355 | yellow snowcone | 97 |