| #491 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 10 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #40 | Crimbuck | 7,557 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1518 | obsidian dagger | 9 |
| #1636 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1122 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1600 | spectre scepter | 15 |
| #1474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 34 |
| #1541 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 33 |
| #2331 | stuffed angry cow | 21 |
| #1530 | stuffed astral badger | 34 |
| #1449 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1285 | stuffed cocoabo | 38 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1349 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1721 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1541 | stuffed hand turkey | 34 |
| #1630 | stuffed mind flayer | 32 |
| #1791 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #1607 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1298 | stuffed snowy owl | 38 |
| #2453 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1684 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1250 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #146 | tiny bowler | 2 |
| #321 | tiny ninja sword | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #704 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1118 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #164 | tiny slimy cyst | 6 |
| #694 | unstable DNA | 70 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |