| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #198 | Schrödinger's thermos | 111 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #400 | Typical Tavern swill | 9 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #5 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 11,450 |
| #26 | ancient calendar fragment | 10 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #85 | asbestos crossbow string | 3 |
| #100 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #114 | asbestos sword hilt | 2 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #225 | begpwnia | 11 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #23 | bindle of joy | 5 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #660 | bone chips | 11 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #52 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #2221 | box of sunshine | 55 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #201 | burnt flower | 40 |
| #208 | canteen of wine | 110 |
| #322 | carbonated water lily | 11 |
| #9 | carob chunks | 1,375 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #104 | chrome crossbow string | 2 |
| #110 | chrome stick | 2 |
| #106 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #247 | daisy | 12 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #522 | elven cellocello | 30 |
| #414 | elven moonshine | 27 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #223 | half-orchid | 11 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #90 | linoleum crossbow string | 2 |
| #64 | linoleum stick | 3 |
| #59 | linoleum sword hilt | 3 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #526 | nanite-infested eggnog | 9 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #273 | potted cactus | 11 |
| #77 | potted fern | 11 |
| #116 | pretty bouquet | 22 |
| #682 | pretty flower | 80 |
| #218 | quantum taco | 111 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| 🥈 | really thick bandage | 4,911 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #770 | roll of toilet paper | 79 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #75 | shiny stones | 178 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #29 | tropical orchid | 291 |
| #85 | tulip | 11 |
| #258 | upsy daisy | 11 |