| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #385 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 28 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #816 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #88 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 16 |
| #141 | Dolphin King's crown | 31 |
| #114 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 31 |
| #912 | Drowsy Sword | 16 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #218 | El Vibrato power sphere | 5 |
| #144 | Frat Army FGF | 40 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #150 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #135 | Hippy Army MPE | 86 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #360 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 3 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #69 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 18 |
| #403 | SPF 451 lip balm | 5 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #296 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 10 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #243 | around the world | 8 |
| #88 | asbestos crossbow | 8 |
| #152 | asbestos staff | 4 |
| #156 | asshat | 19 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #240 | batblade | 13 |
| #170 | beaten-up Chucks | 3 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #333 | black picnic basket | 3 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #917 | bottle of goofballs | 28 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 4 |
| #85 | brick of sand | 21 |
| #18 | broken carburetor | 15 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #324 | canopic jar | 12 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #85 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 11 |
| #84 | chintzy saucepan earring | 13 |
| #112 | chrome crossbow | 7 |
| #203 | chrome staff | 3 |
| #327 | coconut shell | 150 |
| #117 | commemorative war stein | 743 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #44 | denim axe | 11 |
| #145 | deodorant | 24 |
| #384 | distilled fortified wine | 6 |
| #702 | duct tape | 39 |
| #272 | dwarvish magazine | 4 |
| #792 | easter egg balloon | 31 |
| #342 | facsimile dictionary | 31 |
| #51 | fancy seashell necklace | 763 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #918 | grue egg | 29 |
| #241 | guy made of bee pollen | 13 |
| #783 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| #665 | handful of sand | 7 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #380 | ice-cold six-pack | 24 |
| #327 | large box | 13 |
| #102 | linoleum crossbow | 8 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #382 | little paper umbrella | 150 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #177 | lucky rabbit's foot | 31 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #307 | magical ice cubes | 150 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #113 | pants of the Slug Lord | 31 |
| #957 | pile of candy | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #327 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #662 | porquoise | 11 |
| #659 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| #206 | red pixel potion | 23 |
| #232 | reodorant | 42 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #178 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 13 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #489 | scrumptious reagent | 100 |
| #778 | shiny ring | 31 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #99 | silver shrimp fork | 21 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #379 | small box | 8 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #1549 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #282 | spices | 103 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #247 | ten-leaf clover | 100 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #236 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 95 |
| #631 | towel | 13 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #820 | yeti fur | 55 |