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| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #149 | Bohemian rhapsody | 3 |
| #49 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 100 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #29 | Knob stuffed shells | 130 |
| #69 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 141 |
| #751 | M-242 | 8 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #128 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 5 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #118 | Venus flytrap | 2 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #324 | abominable snowcone | 46 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #207 | astral mushroom | 70 |
| #54 | bätzle | 75 |
| #108 | babycakes | 2 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #148 | bellhop bell | 3 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #391 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #278 | bottle of Ooze-O | 2 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #198 | bottle of black cat tonic | 3 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
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| #198 | bottle of realpagne | 2 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
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| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #50 | bungle in the jungle | 30 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #163 | can-can-in-a-can | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 48 |
| #7 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 55 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #432 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #605 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #139 | disassembled clover | 919 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #113 | escargotsicle | 4 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #355 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #11 | fermenting powder | 7,750 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #133 | honey-dew | 3 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #129 | library card | 5 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #70 | milk of magnesium | 50 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #134 | patent antipsychotics | 5 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #268 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 4 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #32 | ratini | 100 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #1270 | roll of toilet paper | 25 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #170 | sensitive poetry journal | 3 |
| #174 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 2 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #162 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 3 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #358 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #720 | snake | 7 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #711 | sparkler | 7 |
| #590 | spectral pickle | 15 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #250 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #297 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #147 | three-tiered wedding cake | 5 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #326 | toast | 3,587 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #100 | white Xanadian | 5 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #189 | yellow brick road | 5 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #852 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |