| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #181 | FDKOL commendation | 3,805 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #604 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 12 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #691 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 9 |
| #612 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 7 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #41 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #793 | useless powder | 87 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |