| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #851 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1529 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #401 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3208 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #432 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 149 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1544 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of goofballs | 39 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1050 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #38 | disintegrating sheet music | 613 |
| #442 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 13 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #982 | robotronic egg | 28 |
| #1193 | roll of toilet paper | 29 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #2114 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #1589 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 32 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2006 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #2259 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #1801 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2593 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #2390 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1900 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2486 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #2073 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #2128 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #758 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 28 |
| #1894 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1996 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1667 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1791 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |