| #908 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #847 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1068 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1526 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #397 | 9-ball | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #431 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 149 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #658 | bottle of goofballs | 39 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #38 | disintegrating sheet music | 613 |
| #443 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 13 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #733 | gyroscope | 3 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #980 | robotronic egg | 28 |
| #1192 | roll of toilet paper | 29 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #767 | spooky lipstick | 4 |
| #2019 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2025 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #2107 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #1585 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 32 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1999 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #2251 | stuffed astral badger | 22 |
| #1798 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2588 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #2381 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1894 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2479 | stuffed hand turkey | 20 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #2121 | stuffed scary death orb | 24 |
| #757 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 28 |
| #1886 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 27 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #1665 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2373 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 21 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |