| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #76 | Bulky Buddy Box | 38 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #161 | Crimboween memo | 53 |
| #628 | Daffy Taffy | 45 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #178 | LED block | 9 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #67 | arse-a'fire elixir | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #252 | atomic vector plotter | 16 |
| #133 | banana | 60 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #181 | buckyball | 32 |
| #488 | candy cane | 75 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #578 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 17 |
| #53 | cosmic lemonade | 3 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #771 | delicious salad | 37 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #293 | evil googly eye | 14 |
| #243 | evil teddy bear | 64 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #249 | fruitcake | 95 |
| #342 | gingerbread bugbear | 73 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #489 | iGoogly | 42 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #865 | jar of swamp gas | 11 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #586 | logic synthesizer | 16 |
| #664 | monomolecular yo-yo | 69 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #291 | nanofiber cloth | 20 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #193 | oversized fish scaler | 14 |
| #150 | pink plastic baby | 4 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #75 | prehistoric spear | 41 |
| #224 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 42 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #872 | robotronic egg | 32 |
| #674 | rogue swarmer | 65 |
| #886 | sawblade fragment | 52 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #269 | synthetic stuffing | 44 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #404 | theoretical string | 37 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #286 | toothsome rock | 38 |
| #331 | toy crazy train | 30 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #403 | toy hoverpad | 37 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #129 | toy mercenary | 55 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #361 | tree-eating kite | 101 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #878 | unstable laser battery | 49 |
| #403 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 27 |
| #433 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #551 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |