| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 47 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordionoid rocca | 3 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #66 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #93 | ballast turtle | 8 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #35 | boiling hot cocoa | 1 |
| #127 | box turtle | 3 |
| #184 | brick | 201 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #493 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #42 | cigar box turtle | 44 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #30 | cool hot cocoa | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #128 | drive-thru burger | 1 |
| #68 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #20 | ert grey goo ring | 46 |
| #33 | fortifying hot cocoa | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #39 | giraffe-necked turtle | 51 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #60 | gummi turtle | 38 |
| #73 | hedgeturtle | 43 |
| #674 | helmet turtle | 45 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #31 | hot cocoa au beurre | 1 |
| #33 | hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #64 | ingot turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #96 | leprechaun hatchling | 5 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #515 | old sweatpants | 129 |
| #32 | overly-fancy hot cocoa | 1 |
| #88 | painted turtle | 4 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #205 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #429 | spectre scepter | 75 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #2877 | stuffed astral badger | 16 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2290 | stuffed mind flayer | 22 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2203 | stuffed snowy owl | 22 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #7 | subscription cocoa dispenser | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #265 | white picket fence | 15 |