| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #981 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #4672 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #293 | brick | 131 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #198 | chocolate bath ball | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #976 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #422 | fake plastic grass | 4 |
| #280 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #239 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #1016 | radium-flavored potato chips | 4 |
| #9 | rave whistle | 4,403 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #131 | time's arrow | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |