| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #268 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
| #169 | BGE shotglass | 35 |
| #53 | BGE temporary tattoo | 11 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #993 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1003 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #289 | Crimbo candied pecan | 46 |
| #307 | Crimbo fudge | 42 |
| #313 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 40 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #742 | Daffy Taffy | 37 |
| #714 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #384 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #1568 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
| #1358 | Rock Pops | 27 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #16 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 68 |
| #59 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 20 |
| #21 | The Joy of Wassailing | 67 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #49 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 16 |
| #385 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 33 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1054 | Yummy Tummy bean | 150 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #565 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #110 | beholed bedsheet | 7 |
| #25 | bindlestocking | 47 |
| #349 | black spot | 2 |
| #2978 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #12 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1,127 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #640 | buckyball | 7 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #801 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #869 | candy cane | 41 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #10 | chocolate cigar | 79 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #621 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #357 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #506 | eggnog | 35 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #971 | elven socks | 3 |
| #120 | fake plastic grass | 15 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #647 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #373 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #14 | gift-a-pult | 17 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #84 | invisible bag | 9 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #524 | paperclip | 72 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #54 | portable photocopier | 105 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #162 | radio button candy | 7 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #14 | sleeping stocking | 55 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #12 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 137 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #86 | sugar banana | 19 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1443 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1285 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #587 | white lightning | 10 |
| #157 | witch hat | 5 |