| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #53 | BGE pocket calendar | 10 |
| #169 | BGE shotglass | 35 |
| #53 | BGE temporary tattoo | 11 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #995 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #819 | CRIMBCO wine | 9 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #286 | Crimbo candied pecan | 46 |
| #306 | Crimbo fudge | 42 |
| #313 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 40 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #742 | Daffy Taffy | 37 |
| #713 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 8 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #372 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 3 |
| #1571 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 19 |
| #1360 | Rock Pops | 27 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #16 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 68 |
| #58 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 20 |
| #21 | The Joy of Wassailing | 67 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #49 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 16 |
| #382 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 33 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1056 | Yummy Tummy bean | 150 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #564 | bath ball gift set | 9 |
| #107 | beholed bedsheet | 7 |
| #25 | bindlestocking | 47 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #2979 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #12 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1,127 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #639 | buckyball | 7 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #798 | can of Binarrrca | 10 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #868 | candy cane | 41 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #10 | chocolate cigar | 79 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #889 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #507 | eggnog | 35 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #120 | fake plastic grass | 15 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #648 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #14 | gift-a-pult | 17 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #84 | invisible bag | 9 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #523 | paperclip | 72 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #55 | portable photocopier | 105 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #164 | radio button candy | 7 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #14 | sleeping stocking | 55 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #12 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 137 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #86 | sugar banana | 19 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #1287 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #586 | white lightning | 10 |
| #156 | witch hat | 5 |