| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4502 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #731 | strange shiny disc | 3 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |