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| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #394 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 67 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #158 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 41 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
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| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #423 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #625 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #657 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
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| #825 | banana | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #384 | canteen of wine | 71 |
| #307 | cheap elven gloves | 14 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #427 | colorful plastic ball | 25 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
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| #1605 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #292 | doll house | 19 |
| #772 | dollhive | 8 |
| #723 | elven limbos gingerbread | 17 |
| #1667 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #602 | elven moonshine | 16 |
| #349 | elven socks | 13 |
| #585 | elven suicide capsule | 28 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #749 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #93 | floaty gravel | 2 |
| #275 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
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| #222 | giant pinky ring | 68 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1799 | golden ring | 39 |
| #138 | gray bow tie | 42 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1560 | herringcello | 10 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1155 | killing feather | 39 |
| #367 | knuckle sandwich | 66 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #1463 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #343 | nanofiber cloth | 16 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #106 | overloaded micro-reactor | 19 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #925 | sawblade fragment | 51 |
| #202 | sawblade shield | 17 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #95 | straw pole | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #412 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 106 |
| #555 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 77 |
| #697 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 65 |
| #397 | stuffed Meat | 115 |
| #1194 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #714 | stuffed astral badger | 66 |
| #826 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 60 |
| #675 | stuffed cocoabo | 66 |
| #141 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 60 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #958 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 52 |
| #736 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 65 |
| #466 | stuffed gray blob | 89 |
| #651 | stuffed hand turkey | 71 |
| #122 | stuffed martini | 75 |
| #663 | stuffed mind flayer | 72 |
| #344 | stuffed mink | 126 |
| #437 | stuffed monocle | 105 |
| #745 | stuffed scary death orb | 65 |
| #758 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 28 |
| #716 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 66 |
| #1001 | stuffed snowy owl | 48 |
| #594 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 76 |
| #640 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #793 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 59 |
| #330 | stuffed teddy butler | 130 |
| #392 | stuffed tin of caviar | 113 |
| #2530 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #522 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 83 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #412 | toy hoverpad | 36 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1281 | unstable laser battery | 40 |
| #1777 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |