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| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
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| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #392 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 67 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #156 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 41 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 30 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #426 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #654 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #743 | badass belt | 69 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #384 | canteen of wine | 71 |
| #307 | cheap elven gloves | 14 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #427 | colorful plastic ball | 25 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1604 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #291 | doll house | 19 |
| #771 | dollhive | 8 |
| #724 | elven limbos gingerbread | 17 |
| #1664 | elven cellocello | 10 |
| #603 | elven moonshine | 16 |
| #349 | elven socks | 13 |
| #583 | elven suicide capsule | 28 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #92 | floaty gravel | 2 |
| #277 | floaty pebbles | 2 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #303 | floaty sand | 57 |
| #219 | giant pinky ring | 68 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #139 | gray bow tie | 42 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #367 | knuckle sandwich | 66 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #974 | mylar scout drone | 4 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #343 | nanofiber cloth | 16 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #108 | overloaded micro-reactor | 19 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #925 | sawblade fragment | 51 |
| #206 | sawblade shield | 17 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #94 | straw pole | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #405 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 106 |
| #551 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 77 |
| #691 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 65 |
| #391 | stuffed Meat | 115 |
| #1189 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
| #709 | stuffed astral badger | 66 |
| #821 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 60 |
| #669 | stuffed cocoabo | 66 |
| #139 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 60 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 52 |
| #733 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 65 |
| #466 | stuffed gray blob | 89 |
| #648 | stuffed hand turkey | 71 |
| #120 | stuffed martini | 75 |
| #658 | stuffed mind flayer | 72 |
| #340 | stuffed mink | 126 |
| #433 | stuffed monocle | 105 |
| #741 | stuffed scary death orb | 65 |
| #757 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 28 |
| #713 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 66 |
| #995 | stuffed snowy owl | 48 |
| #590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 76 |
| #639 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 13 |
| #792 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 59 |
| #326 | stuffed teddy butler | 130 |
| #389 | stuffed tin of caviar | 113 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #522 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 83 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #329 | toast | 3,506 |
| #413 | toy hoverpad | 36 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1282 | unstable laser battery | 40 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |