| #613 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #164 | Crimboween memo | 52 |
| #1099 | Daffy Taffy | 20 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1709 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #2103 | Rock Pops | 8 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2425 | Yummy Tummy bean | 12 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #258 | can of Binarrrca | 40 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #620 | candy brain | 3 |
| #501 | candy cane | 73 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #809 | capacitor relay | 11 |
| #812 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1396 | clown hammer | 6 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #448 | eggnog | 39 |
| #377 | evil googly eye | 11 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #512 | fruitcake | 43 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #363 | gingerbread bugbear | 66 |
| #700 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1741 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #10 | homeopathic healing powder | 48 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1089 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 21 |
| #865 | ice-cold six-pack | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #176 | ocean motion | 12 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #416 | [2108]rock | 10 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #563 | spooky stuffing | 10 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #850 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1643 | vinegar | 1 |
| #441 | wang | 2 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |