| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #116 | Mylar balloon | 2 |
| #282 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #82 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #499 | borg sock monkey | 3 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #578 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #131 | enchanted handwarmer | 1 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #356 | fake plastic grass | 5 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #699 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #938 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #222 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 3 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #211 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
| #314 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 6 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 5 |
| #746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |