| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #816 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #296 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 4 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1263 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #1029 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 44 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1050 | Rock Pops | 43 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1545 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #842 | bag of airline peanuts | 30 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #566 | black candy heart | 9 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1073 | brick | 26 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #775 | clown hammer | 31 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #537 | cymbal syrup | 5 |
| #1094 | defective skull | 8 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #425 | drywall axe | 31 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #844 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #792 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 30 |
| #531 | eye of newt | 11 |
| #947 | fake fake vomit | 25 |
| #744 | fake hand | 31 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #314 | giant discarded plastic fork | 31 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #657 | giant pinky ring | 22 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #820 | grue egg | 32 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #987 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #925 | joybuzzer | 24 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #856 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 28 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #488 | mood ring | 10 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #474 | pail | 23 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1080 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #887 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 27 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1584 | roll of toilet paper | 12 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #794 | rubber emo roe | 35 |
| #608 | salamander spleen | 8 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #704 | shiny ring | 35 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #298 | spooky eyeliner | 9 |
| #300 | spooky lipstick | 9 |
| #716 | squashed frog | 7 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #857 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #1105 | wind-up chattering teeth | 19 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #999 | yellow snowcone | 26 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |