cheesypuff

RankItemQuantity
#2947-Foot Dwarven mattock10
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#461Cloaca grenade35
#174Cloaca-Cola242
#201Cloaca-Cola c-rations18
#823Cloaca-Cola fatigues3
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#135Cloaca-Cola knapsack24
#771Cloaca-Cola shield3
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#436Doc's Miracle Cure2
#312Dyspepsi grenade45
#408Dyspepsi-Cola158
#179Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations16
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#214Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack14
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#613Hell ramen1
#481LED block2
#300M-24230
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#390Mob Penguin cellular phone52
#197Mob Penguin protection contract23
#164Mr. Accessory1
#61Time Juice8
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#223Valentine148
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#2606anniversary gift box1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#2450baconstone1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#825banana3
#144basic meat sword1
#345blood flower24
#980borg sock monkey1
#2232bottle of goofballs9
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#7455box of sunshine1
#963brine10
#199broken cellular phone24
#1627buckyball1
#424bugbear beanie12
#433bugbear bungguard11
#733can of spinach2
#1154candy cane29
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1275chunk of depleted Grimacite5
#817cocoa eggshell fragment16
#919cyborg doll1
#930delicious salad20
#1047dill19
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#550divine blowout1
#562divine can of silly string1
#572divine champagne flute1
#446divine champagne popper1
#478divine cracker1
#548divine noisemaker1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#395double daisy1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#2058eggnog3
#1096evil googly eye2
#2680evil teddy bear1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#486filthy lucre79
#1764fire1
#1786fruitcake6
#1177ghost cucumber19
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#170giant moxie weed23
#1397gingerbread bugbear12
#376gnauga hide12
#24goat cheese6,858
#2658googly eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#1225gyroscope1
#5199handful of confetti1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#454high-resistance ultrapolymer plating6
#1604iGoogly1
#854ice-cold Willer24
#426icy-hot katana1
#134imitation nice watch1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#1751length of string1
#521linoleum sword1
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#921marshmallow1
#536miner's helmet3
#508miner's pants3
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#1463nanite-infested candy cane6
#846nanite-infested eggnog6
#536nanite-infested fruitcake9
#618nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear8
#1183nanofiber cloth1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1761pail1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#273petrified time2
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#211pixel sword1
#254pixellated candy heart70
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#2037pretty flower1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#661red pixel potion1
#723ridiculously huge sword7
#335roasted marshmallow100
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#486[2108]rock9
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#210set of jacks1
#969snake2
#1348sock monkey1
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#275sparkler30
#260spectral pickle61
#1856spooky felt1
#707spooky length of string14
#1157spooky stuffing3
#320spooky toy wheel15
#742spooky wooden block9
#606star hat1
#420star sword1
#785stick2
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#144strange shiny disc43
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#1412stringy sinew4
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#1831stuffing3
#1153synthetic stuffing1
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
#1434theoretical string1
#1700tiny house1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1552toast233
#464tooth9
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#899toy deathbot1
#1590toy hoverpad1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1190toy soldier1
#970toy wheel8
#3145tree-eating kite1
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#2167valuable trinket3
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1044vinegar19
#896vorpal blade1
#586wang1
#1538wheel1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#69wizard action figure1
#743wooden block3
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#362zombie pineal gland12

Wow, that's 8,936 items total!

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