| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #36 | 8-ball | 2,679 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #608 | Black No. 2 | 3 |
| #531 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1503 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1265 | Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
| #809 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1739 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #578 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1643 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #623 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #998 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #450 | black forest ham | 2 |
| #534 | black greaves | 2 |
| #470 | black helmet | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #734 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #800 | blackberry | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #95 | brick | 329 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #717 | candy brain | 2 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #588 | cat appendix | 2 |
| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #248 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1062 | delicious salad | 13 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #225 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1789 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1708 | elven suicide capsule | 7 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #239 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1350 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #431 | foie gras | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #966 | frigid ninja stars | 3 |
| #199 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #187 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2297 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #197 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #627 | goat beard | 3 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #697 | grouchy restless spirit | 5 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1658 | herringcello | 8 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #616 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #415 | mummy costume | 14 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #590 | ninja hot pants | 3 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #636 | petrified wood | 11 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #425 | pumpkinhead mask | 15 |
| #457 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #541 | snake | 10 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #547 | sparkler | 10 |
| #591 | spooky bark | 14 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #247 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #713 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #202 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #183 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2980 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1123 | thin black candle | 18 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1333 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #135 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #223 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #407 | wolfman mask | 15 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #189 | yellow brick road | 5 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |