| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #35 | 8-ball | 2,679 |
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| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #607 | Black No. 2 | 3 |
| #530 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 3 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #1263 | Cloaca-Cola | 5 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1739 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1645 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2959 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #992 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1061 | bar skin | 2 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #449 | black forest ham | 2 |
| #533 | black greaves | 2 |
| #468 | black helmet | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #523 | black shield | 2 |
| #735 | black snake skin | 2 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #801 | blackberry | 2 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #95 | brick | 329 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #715 | candy brain | 2 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #588 | cat appendix | 2 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1063 | delicious salad | 13 |
| #923 | demon skin | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #226 | disintegrating spiky collar | 1 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #305 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1786 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1707 | elven suicide capsule | 7 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #236 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1353 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #118 | fishy fish lasagna | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #964 | frigid ninja stars | 3 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #99 | gnat lasagna | 1 |
| #626 | goat beard | 3 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #693 | grouchy restless spirit | 5 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #233 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1294 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #270 | library card | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #415 | mummy costume | 14 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #588 | ninja hot pants | 3 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #638 | petrified wood | 11 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #428 | pumpkinhead mask | 15 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #592 | spooky bark | 14 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #710 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #200 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1123 | thin black candle | 18 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #134 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #443 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2458 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #407 | wolfman mask | 15 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #187 | yellow brick road | 5 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |