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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 34 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #593 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 12 |
| #171 | Miniborg beeper | 3 |
| #164 | Miniborg hiveminder | 3 |
| #177 | Miniborg laser | 3 |
| #195 | Miniborg stomper | 3 |
| #190 | Miniborg strangler | 3 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #851 | astronaut pants | 8 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1167 | badass belt | 47 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #435 | borg sock monkey | 4 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #26 | bottled green pixie | 2 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1092 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #477 | cyborg doll | 3 |
| #192 | cyborg stompin' boot | 8 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #150 | golden ring | 124 |
| #751 | grue egg | 35 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #916 | iGoogly | 11 |
| #95 | immense cyborg hand | 19 |
| #649 | incredibly creepy marionette | 4 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #506 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #101 | killing feather | 161 |
| #204 | laser-broiled pear | 37 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #506 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #250 | marionette collective | 3 |
| #1173 | monomolecular yo-yo | 13 |
| #227 | mylar scout drone | 21 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #424 | nanite-infested eggnog | 11 |
| #613 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 8 |
| #420 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #96 | oversized fish scaler | 24 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #109 | polyalloy shield | 17 |
| #581 | possessed top | 10 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1205 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #338 | roboduck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #127 | robotronic egg | 197 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #132 | rogue swarmer | 179 |
| #109 | sawblade fragment | 168 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #535 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #1007 | teddy borg | 6 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1079 | towel | 5 |
| #936 | toy crazy train | 8 |
| #334 | toy deathbot | 3 |
| #839 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #264 | toy maglev monorail | 5 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #902 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #898 | tree-eating kite | 28 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #98 | unstable laser battery | 156 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #138 | vibrating cyborg knife | 21 |
| #236 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 21 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |