| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1616 | Angry Farmer candy | 7 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #45 | Cajun accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #550 | Cold Hots candy | 8 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #791 | Daffy Taffy | 34 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #212 | Effermintâ„¢ tablets | 4 |
| #355 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
| #4 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 501 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #91 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #898 | M-242 | 4 |
| #1198 | Mad Train wine | 13 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #1000 | Meleegraâ„¢ pills | 2 |
| #196 | Milk Studs | 21 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1839 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #741 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #78 | Orcish cargo shorts | 58 |
| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #320 | Steal This Candy | 6 |
| #268 | Swizzler | 10 |
| #1376 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 9 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1026 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #209 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 3 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #739 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 12 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Yummy Tummy bean | 13 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #57 | antique spyglass | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #221 | bag of W&Ws | 23 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #132 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #320 | blackberry | 28 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #79 | bone bandoneon | 3 |
| #104 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #206 | box of Dweebs | 28 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #100 | can of maces | 11 |
| #761 | candied kobold | 3 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #262 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #1221 | chaos butterfly | 16 |
| #178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #231 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #123 | chocolate stolen accordion | 5 |
| #590 | chopsticks | 3 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #67 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 28 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1072 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #96 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #1440 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #87 | fat loot token | 53 |
| #139 | filthy hippy poncho | 4 |
| #1410 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #67 | flavorless gruel | 25 |
| #294 | foetid seal tear | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #67 | ghost accordion | 3 |
| #587 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #44 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #93 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #63 | giant giant moth dust | 23 |
| #74 | glob of spoiled mayo | 20 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #899 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #783 | handful of hand chalk | 13 |
| #462 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #47 | hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #173 | killing jar | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #22 | maiden wig | 385 |
| #68 | mana curds | 26 |
| #574 | marshmallow | 11 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #161 | midriff scrubs | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2062 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #65 | pencil stub | 20 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #206 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #914 | pixellated candy heart | 10 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #945 | red class ring | 2 |
| #313 | ribbon candy | 2 |
| #394 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 8 |
| #2135 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #74 | rubber axe | 13 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #141 | security flashlight | 8 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #315 | spray paint | 6 |
| #699 | stolen accordion | 37 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #617 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #104 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #116 | three-legged pants | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #63 | tonic djinn | 25 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #30 | twist of lime | 32 |
| #48 | vampire chowder | 49 |
| #97 | vampire pearl | 8 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |
| #510 | white pixel | 33 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #65 | wriggling severed nose | 2 |
| #510 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1447 | yeti fur | 5 |