| #111 | Ancient Protector Soda | 5 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #390 | Corpse Island iced tea | 13 |
| #29 | Cosmic Calorie | 2,355 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #981 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #256 | D roll | 15 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #674 | Feynman gate | 13 |
| #108 | Fitspiration™ poster | 9 |
| #72 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 5 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #135 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #108 | Gearhead Goo | 4 |
| #63 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 92 |
| #114 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 11 |
| #80 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 4 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #88 | Red Army camouflage kit | 7 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #74 | SPF 451 lip balm | 29 |
| #81 | Shivering Chèvre | 55 |
| #111 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 9 |
| #90 | Sogg-Os | 5 |
| #67 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 3 |
| #102 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 43 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #109 | Wet Russian | 2 |
| #125 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 8 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #148 | alien drugs | 16 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 7 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #162 | black eyedrops | 5 |
| #81 | black friar's tonsure | 19 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #93 | black magic powder | 11 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #106 | blob of acid | 13 |
| #104 | blue oyster badge | 10 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #666 | blue striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #218 | brick | 178 |
| #73 | brigand brittle | 254 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #422 | burst hellseal brain | 10 |
| #89 | button rouge | 8 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #269 | can of spinach | 8 |
| #864 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 10 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #238 | candy cigarette | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #767 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #36 | catfish whiskers | 31 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #103 | clove-flavored lip balm | 8 |
| #429 | corpse on the beach | 12 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #783 | corpsetini | 6 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #114 | dancing fan | 3 |
| #52 | death blossom | 10 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #80 | dumb mud | 3 |
| #792 | easter egg balloon | 31 |
| #128 | electric copperhead potion | 3 |
| #120 | enchanted muesli | 16 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #231 | fake blood | 5 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #141 | [2426]fire flower | 8 |
| #74 | fireclutch | 39 |
| #75 | flask of rainwater | 21 |
| #135 | flayed mind | 7 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #98 | frog lip-print | 4 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #123 | giant breath mint | 3 |
| #97 | giant neckbeard | 13 |
| #159 | giant tube of black lipstick | 21 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #54 | glass of gnat milk | 58 |
| #57 | glass of warm milk | 47 |
| #119 | goblin water | 3 |
| #103 | gold toothbrush | 32 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #25 | gourmet gourami oil | 72 |
| #177 | government cheese | 14 |
| #909 | herbal stuffing | 8 |
| #53 | holistic headache remedy | 162 |
| #569 | ion grid | 20 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #100 | janglin' bones | 34 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #146 | kobold kibble | 6 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #178 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #250 | legitimate business on the beach | 2 |
| #117 | liquid ice | 3 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #75 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 25 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #81 | miniature boiler | 3 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #68 | neoprene skullcap | 5 |
| #138 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #125 | non-aged vinegar | 17 |
| #19 | note from Clancy | 4 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #866 | old sweatpants | 59 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #161 | party hat | 23 |
| #80 | perpendicular guano | 12 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #177 | pirate cream pie | 2 |
| #78 | plastic Jefferson wings | 19 |
| #445 | pork elf goodies sack | 15 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #64 | possibility potion | 3 |
| #73 | potted cactus | 1,020 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | puce plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #122 | punk patch | 8 |
| #117 | pygmy adder oil | 14 |
| #116 | pygmy dart | 7 |
| #79 | pygmy papers | 45 |
| #116 | pygmy witchhazel | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #429 | red plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #416 | [2108]rock | 10 |
| #189 | scented massage oil | 9 |
| #32 | scrunchie tourniquet | 153 |
| #69 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 94 |
| #108 | short deposition | 14 |
| #311 | shredded hellseal hide | 14 |
| #194 | shrinking powder | 2 |
| #108 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #65 | skelelton spine | 157 |
| #84 | skeletal banana | 19 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #79 | smut orc sunglasses | 23 |
| #50 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #198 | space junk | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #67 | spirit blanket | 7 |
| #105 | spirit mattress | 4 |
| #74 | spirit pillow | 6 |
| #44 | spirit sheet | 9 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #758 | spooky felt | 11 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #118 | steampunk potion | 11 |
| #466 | stick | 5 |
| #718 | stringy sinew | 12 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #258 | tasty tart | 6 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #127 | tiny canopic jar | 5 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #620 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #218 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #151 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #233 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 7 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #259 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 7 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #52 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 6 |
| #252 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 7 |
| #400 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 5 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #557 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 4 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 7 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1711 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #1109 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1011 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #111 | tofurkey nugget | 2 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #133 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #104 | una poca de gracia | 8 |
| #47 | unnatural gas | 7 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #142 | voodoo glowskull | 5 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #285 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 7 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #97 | warbear battery | 26 |
| #117 | warbear bearserker potion | 12 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #228 | warbear gyrocopter | 4 |
| #254 | warbear helm fragment | 11 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #66 | warbear liquid overcoat | 35 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #364 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #266 | warbear requisition box | 9 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #45 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 12 |
| #282 | warbear trouser fragment | 6 |
| #600 | warbear whosit | 8 |
| #581 | wheel | 6 |
| #85 | yam candy | 3 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |
| #124 | zombie hollandaise | 7 |