| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #985 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #308 | LED block | 4 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #701 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #723 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 71 |
| #348 | Oil of Parrrlay | 4 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #572 | Rock Pops | 95 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #1645 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #708 | Yummy Tummy bean | 270 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1382 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #539 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #657 | black-and-blue light | 20 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #737 | blue plasma ball | 10 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2097 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1471 | brick | 12 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #610 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #901 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #486 | candy brain | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #673 | cheap studded belt | 10 |
| #443 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1147 | clown hammer | 13 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #113 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #537 | cymbal syrup | 5 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #904 | defective skull | 15 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #1567 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #300 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #683 | flavored foot massage oil | 10 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #670 | foam dart | 10 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #383 | handful of sawdust | 8 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1203 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1229 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #488 | mood ring | 10 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #362 | ovoid leather thing | 2 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #636 | personal massager | 5 |
| #839 | personalized coffee mug | 10 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #297 | prismatic wad | 5 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #265 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 34 |
| #35 | recursive spline reticulator | 105 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #599 | red plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #62 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 54 |
| #826 | roasted marshmallow | 19 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #35 | sleazy and sour sauce | 5 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #668 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 10 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #145 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #835 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #633 | toy space helmet | 12 |
| #1035 | tree-eating kite | 22 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1532 | yellow snowcone | 7 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |