| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #986 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #912 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #500 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #309 | LED block | 4 |
| #3020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #699 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #721 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 71 |
| #350 | Oil of Parrrlay | 4 |
| #464 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #572 | Rock Pops | 95 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #1643 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #708 | Yummy Tummy bean | 270 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #557 | astronaut pants | 14 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1380 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #820 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #537 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #656 | black-and-blue light | 20 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #1655 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #737 | blue plasma ball | 10 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2100 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #5534 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1474 | brick | 12 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #611 | bunch of bananas | 4 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #902 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #489 | candy brain | 5 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #673 | cheap studded belt | 10 |
| #447 | chunk of rock salt | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1145 | clown hammer | 13 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #116 | cool mushroom wine | 2 |
| #535 | cymbal syrup | 5 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #901 | defective skull | 15 |
| #1959 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #1565 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1638 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #299 | fake plastic grass | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1138 | fire | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #682 | flavored foot massage oil | 10 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #669 | foam dart | 10 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #539 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1227 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4018 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #386 | handful of sawdust | 8 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1204 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #1661 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1631 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #560 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1226 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #535 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #487 | mood ring | 10 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #674 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #363 | ovoid leather thing | 2 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #637 | personal massager | 5 |
| #836 | personalized coffee mug | 10 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #779 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #1172 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1011 | possessed top | 5 |
| #1151 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #295 | prismatic wad | 5 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #265 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 34 |
| #35 | recursive spline reticulator | 105 |
| #852 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #600 | red plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #64 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 54 |
| #826 | roasted marshmallow | 19 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1516 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #35 | sleazy and sour sauce | 5 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1982 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1488 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #1585 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #666 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 10 |
| #686 | stick-on-a-string | 5 |
| #147 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2343 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #323 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #602 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1082 | towel | 5 |
| #1202 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1342 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #836 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #634 | toy space helmet | 12 |
| #1036 | tree-eating kite | 22 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2757 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #429 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #785 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1528 | yellow snowcone | 7 |
| #1062 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |