Johab

RankItemQuantity
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#996Knob Goblin harem veil1
#738Knob Goblin perfume1
#347Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot1
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#1232St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#575Tiki lighter1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#886antique greaves1
#895antique helmet1
#905antique shield1
#946antique spear1
#183babycakes1
#430balaclava1
#246ball-in-a-cup1
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#269black velvet box1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#1836blue striped oyster egg2
#621borg sock monkey2
#409bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#2241box of sunshine54
#1627buckyball1
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#546can of fake snow1
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#3830candy stake1
#547canteen of wine49
#943cheap elven gloves3
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#849cornuthaum1
#345cyborg doll5
#191cyborg stompin' boot8
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#408dollhive21
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#643elven limbos gingerbread20
#630elven moonshine15
#417elven socks11
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1084eyepatch1
#1352fake fake vomit10
#750fake plastic grass2
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#2422fancy dress ball1
#329festive holiday hat13
#1000filthy corduroys1
#970filthy knitted dread sack1
#427furry pants1
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#2813gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#225glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#590golden ring41
#222grass blade1
#193grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#633gray bow tie10
#1684green beer2
#1225gyroscope1
#1000immense cyborg hand5
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#720irradiated candy cane6
#883killer rag doll2
#698killing feather52
#614knuckle sandwich32
#600laser-broiled pear13
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1286lavender polka-dot oyster egg2
#377los chinos1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#575marionette collective1
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#145miniature antlers1
#496monomolecular yo-yo117
#2044nanite-infested candy cane4
#845nanite-infested eggnog6
#536nanite-infested fruitcake9
#712nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear7
#1582off-white striped oyster egg1
#840oozenog5
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#410oversized fish scaler10
#1889oyster basket1
#319pair of ragged claws1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#613patent leather shoes10
#396penguin thesaurus18
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#655polyalloy shield6
#1277portable corkscrew2
#2220possessed top1
#321psycho sweater1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#639red striped oyster egg4
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1287robotronic egg15
#1393rogue swarmer42
#1618rubber emo roe4
#886sawblade fragment52
#210set of jacks1
#1806skull-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#802snowboarder pants1
#3326spooky eggnog1
#391spooky hockey mask4
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#2020string of blue beads2
#2026string of green beads2
#2011string of red beads2
#6292stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#5255stuffed angry cow6
#7013stuffed astral badger3
#4896stuffed baby gravy fairy7
#6179stuffed cocoabo4
#4960stuffed flaming gravy fairy7
#4952stuffed frozen gravy fairy7
#961stuffed gray blob20
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#3953stuffed shoulder parrot2
#4600stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#5605stuffed snowy owl5
#6329stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#6345stuffed undead elbow macaroni4
#1710sturdy Crimbo crate1
#963swashbuckling pants1
#450teddy borg21
#1434theoretical string1
🥇time sleigh1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#1558tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2526toothsome rock1
#2400toy crazy train1
#123toy deathbot10
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#478tree skirt1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#600tropical paperweight1
#1133tropical wrapping paper1
#748unstable laser battery53
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#1487vibrating cyborg knife5
#593vitachoconutriment capsule9
#895vorpal blade1
#1245wolf mask1
#1799yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1

Wow, that's 1,064 items total!

what items are this player missing?