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| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbo pie | 26 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #431 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 92 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #15 | atomic vector plotter | 333 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #15 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 213 |
| #184 | black paisley oyster egg | 24 |
| #257 | black plastic oyster egg | 17 |
| #192 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 27 |
| #16 | blue paisley oyster egg | 127 |
| #73 | blue plastic oyster egg | 62 |
| #23 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 103 |
| #41 | blue striped oyster egg | 91 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #609 | brine | 30 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #39 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 115 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #15 | computronic processing unit | 220 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #459 | dill | 88 |
| #1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1466 | duct tape | 9 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #247 | eggnog | 73 |
| #160 | evil teddy bear | 99 |
| #111 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 74 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #44 | fancy dress ball | 345 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #599 | ghost cucumber | 76 |
| #487 | ghuol guolash | 11 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #178 | hot wad | 39 |
| #16 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 246 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #68 | incredibly creepy marionette | 31 |
| #73 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 29 |
| #260 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #61 | killer rag doll | 35 |
| #71 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 33 |
| #80 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 33 |
| #23 | logic synthesizer | 643 |
| #961 | lucky rabbit's foot | 6 |
| #408 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 9 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #10 | menudo ravioli | 145 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #420 | phonics down | 148 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #693 | portable corkscrew | 10 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #34 | quantum polarity inducer | 121 |
| #389 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 23 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #199 | [2108]rock | 20 |
| #1488 | roll of toilet paper | 15 |
| #584 | scroll of drastic healing | 88 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #26 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 163 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #54 | slap and tickle | 115 |
| #528 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 187 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #21 | spooky felt | 356 |
| #227 | spooky length of string | 54 |
| #13 | spooky wooden block | 607 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #160 | strawberry | 190 |
| #507 | stringy sinew | 18 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #96 | sub-molecular interocitor | 49 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #282 | toy crazy train | 34 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #331 | toy mercenary | 22 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #147 | tree-eating kite | 241 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #133 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 98 |
| #528 | vinegar | 76 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |