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| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
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| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
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| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
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| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #809 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #728 | tambourine bells | 1 |
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| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
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| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
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| #1098 | wad of dough | 1 |
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| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
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| #56 | wholeberd | 2 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
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| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |