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| #434 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 26 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #827 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #973 | Crown of the Goblin King | 25 |
| #814 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #428 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 8 |
| #1087 | Drowsy Sword | 12 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #228 | Elder Turtle Shell | 9 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2034 | badass belt | 26 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #23 | chaos butterfly | 44,938 |
| #355 | cheap toaster | 6 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #209 | chintzy seal pendant | 5 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #571 | evil teddy bear | 23 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1134 | fire | 3 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #713 | giant pinky ring | 20 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #330 | heart-shaped balloon | 25 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #459 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #507 | killer rag doll | 5 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
| #724 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #505 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 6 |
| #1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #863 | penguin skin | 12 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1417 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #262 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #499 | toy crazy train | 18 |
| #897 | toy mercenary | 6 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1051 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #261 | white balloon | 25 |
| #581 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #428 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |