| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #386 | Hollandaise helmet | 3 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2320 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1495 | awful poetry journal | 6 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #150 | black cherry soda | 3 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #321 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1531 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1532 | disco mask | 2 |
| #1272 | disturbing fanfic | 12 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #241 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #449 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #740 | ghuol ears | 5 |
| #597 | ghuol egg | 17 |
| #625 | ghuol guolash | 7 |
| #815 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #145 | gloomy mushroom wine | 5 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #500 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #244 | guard turtle shell | 8 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3244 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #392 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #136 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 4 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1857 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1391 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1362 | ravioli hat | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1402 | saucepan | 4 |
| #1487 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #859 | seal-skull helmet | 3 |
| #331 | shiny butcherknife | 2 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1056 | spider web | 2 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #538 | spooky mushroom | 93 |
| #76 | spooky mushroom wine | 6 |
| #173 | spooky powder | 8 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1619 | stolen accordion | 2 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1373 | toast | 311 |
| #400 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #1626 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |