| #179 | 1-ball | 41 |
| #210 | 2-ball | 30 |
| #191 | 3-ball | 37 |
| #191 | 4-ball | 36 |
| #184 | 5-ball | 37 |
| #175 | 6-ball | 39 |
| #197 | 7-ball | 36 |
| #207 | 8-ball | 171 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #815 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #1200 | Daffy Taffy | 16 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 83 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #668 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #33 | astronaut pants | 198 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #88 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 49 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #133 | computronic processing unit | 31 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #571 | evil teddy bear | 23 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #255 | fancy dress ball | 57 |
| #550 | fire | 10 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #135 | handful of hand chalk | 418 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #104 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 43 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #740 | ion grid | 14 |
| #34 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 109 |
| #222 | killer rag doll | 12 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #206 | logic synthesizer | 61 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #777 | pet rock | 10 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #27 | pool cue | 323 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #154 | prehistoric spear | 22 |
| #38 | quantum polarity inducer | 110 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #1004 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #251 | recursive spline reticulator | 14 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #565 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #92 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 51 |
| #332 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #318 | spooky length of string | 37 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #116 | stick-on-a-string | 33 |
| #353 | string of blue beads | 32 |
| #550 | string of green beads | 22 |
| #445 | string of red beads | 26 |
| #762 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #24 | sub-molecular interocitor | 225 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #399 | toothsome rock | 26 |
| #458 | toy crazy train | 20 |
| #61 | toy jet pack | 110 |
| #433 | toy mercenary | 16 |
| #74 | toy ray gun | 128 |
| #51 | toy space helmet | 149 |
| #516 | tree-eating kite | 65 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #320 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 36 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #119 | wheel | 26 |
| #268 | yo | 35 |