| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #587 | Corpse Island iced tea | 9 |
| #452 | Crimboween memo | 22 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1092 | Feynman gate | 6 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #75 | antique bottle opener | 10 |
| #72 | antique pair of blue jeans | 10 |
| #72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #293 | banana-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #226 | battered Crimbo Crate | 55 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #263 | black paisley oyster egg | 18 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1017 | candy cane | 34 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #344 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 32 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #397 | corpse on the beach | 13 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #240 | dusty Crimbo crate | 41 |
| #553 | eggnog | 32 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #638 | fruitcake | 34 |
| #714 | gingerbread bugbear | 32 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #687 | herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #923 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #882 | roasted marshmallow | 15 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #609 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 22 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1101 | tofurkey leg | 7 |
| #1004 | toothsome rock | 9 |
| #975 | toy jet pack | 6 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1080 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #1040 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #70 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 17 |
| #240 | wad of cotton | 13 |
| #511 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #577 | yo | 16 |